No, I said your best...
I know that I promised never to do again (sorry), but I couldn't resist and I collected another bunch of fashionable blunders. This time by way of footwear. (It was fairly easy to put this collection together as my aunt and I have a constant thread of bad shoe pins that we send to each other. Pinning wars are the best!) Anyway as my hats were so successful I've decided to do another post on peculiar fashions.
*Cordy changes her voice and expression to match the solemnity of the situation*
Introducing
#1 Caged Glory
Remember that old bird cage you inherited from grandmother's past? We've renovated it to create your perfect summer accessory. Your grandmother never had it so good.
#2 Barefoot and Fabulous
These beauties are for the hobbit in us all. This simple pair of bare necessities is just the set you need to unlock the inner hobbitess within you.
**Hobbit hair not included**
**Hobbit hair not included**
#3 Break a Leg
Did you suffer the misfortune of breaking a leg just before your important night out? Never fear, these wonders are a heel and splint in one. Never feel out of step with style while your leg is in recovery.
#4 Wish for a Fish
Gone are the days of an outing with your favorite pooch. Why should the fish be left behind in their protected bowl of tranquility? With this state of the art addition to your favorite pair of heels, your fishy friends will be able to see the world with you!
Yours truly,
Cordy
have you found the bunny slipper heels and the oreos heels yet??
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I'll match your oreo and bunny heels and give you swimming flipper heels and T-Rex heels that glow in the dark. No girl should ever leave home without them. ;P Hahaha.
DeleteBut WHY would anyone... Anyways. xD This are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you. Hahaha. I really can't. Thanks, Meredith. :D
DeleteAfter looking at these pictures, my first response is: Are these pictures for real? Meaning are they made up? All of them are so ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteWhen I read the "Hobbit hair not included," I had to laugh. :-)
No, they can't possibly be for real. Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, I really need to get myself a pair of fishy heels? Am I right? Which leads me to wonder why they were ever designed in the first place.
DeleteThat was probably my favorite line in the post. I'm glad I made you laugh! :D :D
They are definitely designed to shock people because people don't wake up in the mornings wanting to put on fishy heals. Those poor fish. That's like animal abuse!
DeleteWow. Just wow.
ReplyDeleteWho comes up with these kinds of things???? Seriously?? THOSE SHOES ARE RIDICULOUS!! Hideous even. The barefoot ones kind of give me the creeps. :P Love what you had to say about all of them though. Your humor is spot on! ("Hobbit hair not included"...hahaha. :D)
I can't get over those fish shoes! They're just...wow. No words. I have a feeling they wouldn't be too safe for the fish, but at least they'd get to "see the world" (for a short time at least). HAHA. :D :D
You should definitely do more of these posts because they're so much fun!!
Hideous, indeed!! :P The first time I saw them I felt the same way. They are so. . . UGH! They're still creepy for me.
DeleteI'm sure you're very right. Poor little fish.
I do have a lot of fun with them. Now...for my next set of victims...
Hahaha Cordy these posts are so fun!! The fact that someone would actually think up shoes like these is both ridiculous and hilarious at the same time XD. My favorite was definitely the fishy shoe!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I love your comments you have for each shoe XD
Thanks, Miss Woodhouse!!
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ReplyDeleteI love these posts you do, Cordy! You can find the ugliest hats, shoes etc. and you have such great comments on each one!
I think the ugliest ones here are: #2, or #3. And then the poor fish! What a nightmare!
Fabulous post, Cordy!
Thanks, MovieCritic! :D
DeleteI think those are my "favorites". Haha. At least, I had the most fun critiquing them...hehehe.
This was so great!! Honestly, your descriptions had me laughing even more than the shoes themselves, though they were EXTREMELY creepy and weird.
ReplyDeletePlease do more posts like these! :)
Thank you, Natalie! :D
DeleteI'll try and see what I can find...
This is hilarious, Cordy! Absolutely loved it. And, I agree with Natalie: please do more. :)
ReplyDelete:D Thanks, Elanor!
DeleteOh. My. Goodness. Why. Those are...wow. Gaaah.
ReplyDeleteYour commentary was perfect, though the shoes were...far from being so. This is highly amusing. :D
The shoes are awful aren't they? Ick! Haha.
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