My Hat is Off To You

Or perhaps I should have titled this: what on earth are you wearing?

Not very long ago I found some absurd hats online. As a hat lover I must be allowed to jest at the cost of these outrageous designs. It's hats like these that give hats a bad name. So, I bring you a small hat fashion show.

*Cordy adopts the bored supposedly professional voice of a fashion show announcer*

Introducing:

#1 Space Guardian

Drawing inspiration from the demise of the Wicked Witch of the West, this melted novelty is a novelty one would hate to miss. For those of you who find it hard to maintain a sense of personal space, the Space Guardian would be just the accessory you require.

#2 Bell for the Ball

Do you require hair protection for a night out? The Bell for the Ball would be just the hat for you. Creating as it does a perfect barrier between the elements and your fabulously styled hair one would never have to worry about flyaways again!

#3 Eye See You

This ingeniously re-purposed cone of shame is the perfect "Wow" for your factor. Not everyone can pull off this headache causing look but for those occasions where visibility is already limited, why not make yourself entirely unable to navigate? And not to mention the unmatched length it adds to your lashes.

#4 Protection Detection

This look is for the spy in us all! Gone are the hats of the past that shielded investigative eyes. Why be so modest? Reveal your little peepers and keep yourself protected from the sun's rays with this same thoughtful design.  

Now, I do apologize for the outlandish nature of this posts. I don't know where it came from and I hope it will be the only one of its kind. 

Have a splendid day!

Yours truly,

Cordy